There must be an opportunity here

I was buying airline tickets, and was wondering how expensive it would be to change them.

 CHANGES

            ANY TIME

         CHARGE USD 250.00 FOR REISSUE.

         WAIVED FOR DEATH OF PASSENGER.

Hmmn.

Calling Dick Tracy

This is my wrist, and that item on it is a GSM cell phone. It really works. It even has a camera and a bluetooth adapter so I can use an earpiece and not have to whisper into my shirt cuff.